1. Dear Matt Howard,
Welcome to the Tyler Hansbrough club. You play hard all the time as a player, and you always seem to hit the clutch shots, and for this, I respect you as a player. But Jesus Christ, do I hate you.
2. Dear John Calipari,
What's the point of making it to the Final Four if these wins are gonna be vacated soon anyway?
3. Dear Selection Committee,
I can't think of an argument against having more teams in the tournament, given that one of your "First Four" is now in the Final Four. You win this round.
4. Dear Seth Greenberg,
Maybe next year. But probably not.
5. Dear Big East,
How does a team that goes 9-9 in the conference make it to the Final Four? Two words. Kemba.
6. Dear Brandon Davies,
Does she at least still love you?
7. Dear Marshall Plumlee,
It's still not too late to bail out on going to Duke - I'm sure I'm going to end up resenting you as much as I resent your brothers anyway.
8. Dear anyone who has ever felt good about their bracket heading into the tournament,
Stop kidding yourself.
9. Dear Craig Sager,
Please remember Kevin Garnett's advice.
10. Dear Brad Stevens,
Whatever happens this weekend, at least be decent in the regular season next year.
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